Here is a piece of conversation between mom and dad…. My daily doze of laughter….
Her : Why have you bought so many Bananas? Who is gonna finish them now??
Him : Oh I happened to meet our regular fruit vendor today, so I stopped to wish him happy Diwali….
Her : So... he gifted you these many bananas for free…..
Him : No but he gave me in half the price
Her : How much did you pay??
Him : I paid Rs.20 for a dozen while the market rate is Rs.30
Her : I never knew that 30/2 is 20!!!